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The Honeymooners

Angus, Dundee

Marriage proposal. Wedding night. Mini moon. Anniversary. Whatever you’re planning, we know it needs to be perfect. You’re in luck. The Honeymooners will take your breath away.

Our Honeymooners Hideaway is located completely on its own, with panoramic south facing views enjoyed through a wall of windows.  A modern eco lodge with under floot heating powered by renewable energy, this grand designs hotel suite sits within a beautiful large garden. 

This Hideaway does not accept pets and is suitable for guests with pet allergies.  Both the Dreamers and Honeymooners Hideaways are "Indulgent Hideaways" and are identical in layout, design and size, but with different interiors. 

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Minimum 1 night stay for this date.

Ask Caroline (Owner)
01382 320 707 | Email Direct


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Five-star extravagance

The Honeymooners has the best of everything. It’s like a luxury hotel – but it’s all for you.

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Private hot tub

No need to plan your hot tub time around who else is in – this one’s for you, and you alone.

The bed of your dreams

Super king size mattress. 100% Egyptian Cotton sheets. It’s so luxurious, you’ll never want to get out.

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Total solitude

Fresh air, starry skies and panoramic views of pure countryside. When we say total privacy, that’s exactly what we mean. 

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Balkello Farm,
Auchterhouse, Angus, Dundee

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Beyond the Hideaway

Eat, drink and explore the best of the area. Here’s our best of Dundee, Angus and Fife – including some ideas even the guidebooks don’t know about.

Romantic picnic spot: The Sidlaw Hills

These hills are part of our farm and have some of the best views in the area. From the top, you can see all the way to the Cairngorms and the River Tay. Enjoy a gentle walk up the hillside - we'll meet you at the top with your picnic feast.

Day out: St Andrews

This iconic Scottish town is famous for its world-class golf courses, but that's not the only reason we love it. You can also stroll along miles of sands, visit the castle ruins, browse the boutique shops and sample some of Scotland's finest produce.

Night out: Dundee

Dundee, just fifteen minutes from your Hideaway, is a small, vibrant city with a lot going on. Discover its thriving arts scene and treat yourselves to a delicious dinner for two. Then while away the evening with local craft beer or your favourite cocktails, before returning to your Hideaway for a midnight hot tub.

Beach: Lunan Bay
We adore this beach, with its miles of white sand, dramatic cliffs and crashing waves. We always stop at Arbroath on the way back to pick up some of the town’s famous Smokies (smoked haddock) for dinner.

Long walk (and pub lunch): Corrie Fee
Just 30 minutes’ drive away are the Five Angus Glens which lie within the Cairngorms National Park - an area of outstanding natural beauty. Enjoy the scenic drive on single track roads up Glen Clova and then walk to Corrie Fee, a truly dramatic location to visit, carved out by a glacier during the Ice Age. The food at the Glen Clova Hotel is more than worth the walk.

Getting here
From your Hideaway, you’ll feel like there’s nothing but rolling hills and barley fields for miles. When in fact, we’re surprisingly close to Dundee.

By plane
Dundee Airport: 15 mins
Edinburgh Airport: 1 hr 15 mins

By train
Dundee Station: 15 mins

By car
Sat nav doesn’t always find us, so we’ll send you full driving details when you book.

By helicopter
Land right next to your hideaway.



‘Amazing place to unwind after our wedding. Music, champagne and hot tub while watching the sunset is something we won’t forget in a hurry.’

‘One of the loveliest places to stay in the UK.’

‘Thank you for this little piece of heaven.’

‘With prosecco, sunsets, stars, a hot tub and the girl of my dreams. Life doesn’t get much better than this at this Hideaway Experience!’

Booking with Us

Choose from two rates:

Flexible - Booking more than six weeks ahead? Secure your Hideaway with a 25% deposit, and get free cancellation until you pay the balance (we’ll automatically take this six weeks before your stay).

Advanced purchase - Get the best deal by paying the full, non-refundable price today.

  • No card charges: we never charge you extra to pay by credit or debit card
  • No date restrictions: start your visit any day of the week
  • Essentials included: the cost of your Hideaway includes electricity, heating, logs, towels, robes, linen and Wi-Fi

Smoking Policy - Please note we operate a strict non-smoking policy both inside and outside all our Hideaways.

Check in from 4pm – so we can make sure everything’s perfect for your arrival
Check out until 11am 

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